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Cats Because People Suck Longsleeve T-Shirt

Cats Because People Suck Longsleeve T-Shirt

Regular price $38.99 USD
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Let’s get real: you need the Cats Because People Suck Longsleeve T-Shirt in your life! This shirt isn’t just an article of clothing; it’s a lifestyle choice that perfectly captures the essence of our fabulous feline existence.


Made from 100% combed ringspun cotton, this long-sleeved wonder feels as soft as my favorite napping spot (and you know I have high standards!). At a lightweight 4.3 oz., it’s just right for keeping you comfy while we plot world domination—one catnap at a time.


The set-in 1x1 baby rib collar adds a touch of sophistication, so you can lounge around the house looking stylish (even if it’s just the two of us). And let’s not forget the tear-away label—because who has time for annoying tags when there are sunny spots to find?


Whether you’re binge-watching cat videos or simply enjoying my delightful company, this shirt is the perfect way to show your true feelings about humans. Trust me, when you wear this, everyone will understand your priorities.


So go ahead, treat yourself to the Cats, Because People Suck Longsleeve T-Shirt and wear it with pride. After all, life’s too short to pretend otherwise! 😸



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 26.9 27.2 27.6 28 28.3 28.7


Care instructions

Wash Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron
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