So, here’s the deal: We're The Catorium Family, and we are living the dream—or at least, we were until the treats ran low. Our humans rescued us and now seem to think the mortgage payment is more important than our daily supply of tuna-flavored delights. I mean, priorities, right?

We’ve considered our options. Selling feet pics? Please! Our paws are adorable, but we can’t have our dignity paw-sitively tarnished like that! Instead, we’ve devised a plan.

First, we tried to become a cat influencer. I mean, have you seen my Instagram? We posed with our best “I’m so cute it hurts” face, but the likes weren’t rolling in as quickly as we hoped. Next, we thought about offering “purr-sonalized cuddle services.” I mean, who doesn’t need a warm kitty on their lap while binge-watching their favorite shows?

Then came the idea of hosting an online cat yoga class — “Stretching with Fluffy.” Imagine humans trying to follow our moves as we gracefully roll over for a belly rub. But alas, my humans don’t seem interested in filming our masterpiece.

In the meantime, we're charming every visitor with my best “I’m starving” eyes while plotting our next scheme. No feet pics for us! Just a couple of resourceful cats trying to make ends meet selling our purr-fect cat merchandise while maintaining our regal status. Now, if only we could get our humans to understand the importance of tuna in the budget...